MANDY TURNS INTO A DOG! Police say it happened overnight but when police found Mandy's mom at the local whore house, they questioned her.
Police-"Mrs.Moore, Mandy has turned into a dog. Specifically a poodle. Do you know anything about this?"
Mrs.Moore- "Well I think Mandy has been part dog all along. You know her dad is a Great Dane."
P- "Oh...well....um Mrs. Moore....."
M.M- "Just call me MM"
P- "Ok....MM.....why do you think this happened to Mandy?"
MM- "Well Mandy was always nicknamed bitch....hmmm...what a coincidence....anyways she always like to hump peoples legs as a human. Now since she is a dog, she likes it even more!"
P- "Oh.....well...um...do you even care if your daughter..."
MM- "Bitch...not my daughter my bitch."
P- "Ok....Do you even care if your 'bitch' is a dog?"
MM- "No not really."
P- "Why is that?"
MM- "Well me and Mandy whore down here at the Grand Motel. But even if Mandy is a dog, men will still fuck her and just pay me. We usually only get senior citizens who are blind and can't see who they are doing and..."
P- "PLEASE...don't go into detail..."
MM- "Um ok....OH GOODY! THERE'S A BLIND MAN! I'll go help him...if you know what I mean....Gotta go..."
P- "Um ok lady..."
MM- (Running back) "Oh yeah...if you wanna get it on with me or Mandy give us a call...1-900-Big-Slut"
P- "Um...ok...bye...(Walking Away)...(mumbles)..dumb bitch"